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Hello my name is Charlie, aka Charlotte. I am an eleven-year-old miniature schnauzer of the salt and pepper variety but do seem to be more salt than pepper. My kennel name is Sabrewood Velvet Touch, which is very apt for me as my coat feels like velvet. I live in luxury as a pet and therefore I am clipped instead of stripped, something I'm very grateful for as it seems such an ordeal being stripped. I own two humans called Michael and Polly, they can be a bit of a handful but on the whole are pretty obedient. I started writing when i was 8 weeks old when I was brought here to live with them. They had no past experience of being dog owners so I knew I had my work cut out for me from day 1. I thought I would share my life with everyone by creating my own web site. I do have a bit of help with this as my typing is not yet up to speed.




SOME OF MY OBSERVATIONS
Beware of vets wearing latex gloves and holding a thermometer Whether out doors or in, always run to the living room carpet to be sick
They say that some owners look like their dogs, one of mine does. Bless her she is so self conscious of her beard Never eat cheap dog food. You can always tell which it is as it's always on offer and your human buys it in bags of three's
Master or servant? Just remember who clears who's poop, there's your answer!